| Three race horses were bragging about their race averages. "I won 5 out of 20 races" said the first horse. "Oh yea! I won 15 out of my 30" said the second. "Hah! I won 50 out of 60" said the third. Hiding behind a hay bail, a greyhound was listening in on the conversation. He steps into view and says. "Well I won 99 out of 100 of my races" The third horse looks at the second horse and says "HOLY SHIT!!...A talking dog!" |
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