| There was the Texan sitting in a bar with his feet propped up on the bar...A cute little blonde walks in, sits down next too him and strikes up a conversation. Noticing the size of his boots .. she asks him if it's true what they say about the size of a man's feet...(as it relates to the size of his manhood). He says..." well, yes maa'm, it sure is." One things leads to another and they end up back at her room and they end up "cuddling" all night. The next morning as the blonde is getting dressed to leave, she pulls a $100 bill out of her purse and leaves it for the cowboy. He says "Why thank you maa'm. I'm very flattered. I have never been compensated for my services before." To which she replies as she walks out the door....."Don't be flattered. The $100 is for you to go buy a pair of boots that FIT!" |
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