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| A Spic, a Jew, and and a Polock were driving down a country road when they ran out of gas. They spot a farm that has tractors so they figure they can steal the gas from them. As they were stealing the gas a farmer comes out with a shot gun. The guys are terrified and beg for thier lives. The farmer finally says I will let you go if you go over to my neihbours yard and bring back three fruits. The Spic brings back three cherries.The farmer says "there is one condition, you must stick all three up your butt without laughing". He gets one up without laughing, then two and three. So the farmer gives him a bit of gas and sends him on his way. Then the Jew comes back with three grapes.The farmer says "there is one condition,you must stick all three up your butt without laughing". He gets one up and doesn't laugh, then the second one grinning, by the time he got the third one in he was cracking up. So the farmer shot him! When he gets to the gates of heaven saint Peter askes "Why did you laugh?" The Jew says "I saw the Polock coming back with three watermelons!" |
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