| Three polocks walk into a clothing store, the first polock goes up to the sales person and says, "I'd like 7 pairs of underwear please. One for each day of the week." The second polock walks up to the sales person and asks for 5 pairs of underwear, "5 for the week days when I'm with my wife, and then on the weekends I don't wear them because I'm with my lover." The last polock asks for 12 pairs, the sales person looks confused so the guy responds, "January, February, March,..." |