A construction worker cashed his paycheck one Friday afternoon and proceeded to spend a wild night on the town with his buddies. When he arrived home early the following morning, he was met at the door by his wife, who demanded to see his paycheck. He handed her his pay slip ( showing $512 ) and all his remaining cash ( only $12.)
"You blew $500 last night?" she screamed. "Do you have any idea how long $500 would last me?"
Well, lets see," the hung over husband replied. "You don't smoke, you don't drink, you don't gamble, and you've got your own god-damn pussy--- it ought to last you forever." |
