| A farmer and his 8 yr. old son were out back at the cattle pen as the new bull was beginning to attempt to mate with two cows. Just then the preacher was spotted coming up the road. The farmer said, "Son, I have to go up to the house for awhile and it's up to you to make sure this bull mates with one of these cows, and I don't want to talk using farm language around the preacher so we will use a code. If the bull mates with the brown cow, you come to the house and say, the bull "surpised" the brown cow or you say the bull "surprised" the white cow, O.K." "Sure." the son said, so the farmer went up to the house. After awhile the son came running through to back door and into the room and exclaimed with the father, mother and preacher present, "Dad, the bull surprised the brown cow!", The father said, "Thanks son, now go back to your duties and let me know anything new". After awhile the son runs through the door again and and says, "Dad, the--" The father interrupts and says, "Yes son, I know, the bull surprised the white cow." To which the son replies, "He sure as hell did because he screwed the brown cow again." |
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