| A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there."My father isn't home, but I know what you want and I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father charges one hundred dollars for his best bull." Neighbor: "That's not what I want." Girl: "We have a young bull who is just starting out. My father charges fifty dollars for him." Neighbor: "That's not whatI want." Girl: "We have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do the job. My father charges only ten dollars for him." Neighbor: "That's not what I want. I came here to see your father about your brother. Your brother Elmer got my daughter pregnant." Girl: "Oh. You'll have to see Daddy about that because I don't know what he charges for Elmer." |
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