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| A man on a construction site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he is going down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was crazy and that by the time he got down and back, he would lose a half hour of work. The foreman said, "Come here," and pushed a plank out over the edge of the building. He stood on one end and said, "Go out on the other end and pee from there. We're 30 floors up and it will turn to vapor before it reaches the ground." So the worker walked out on the plank and started to pee. Just then, the foreman's cell phone rang and he jumped off the board to get it. Of course, the worker fell to his death. At the inquest an electrician who was working on the 27th floor was asked if he knew what happened. He said, "I think it had something to do with sex." The investigator said, "Sex! Why do you think it had something to do with sex?" And the electrician said, "I saw this man falling with his dick in his hand and he was screaming, 'Where did that COCKSUCKER go!'" |
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