 |
| A boy comes home and tells his parents that he must have a pig for his FFA project, so off to the nearest pig farm they go. They tell the pig farmer that they must have a pig that weighs about 20 pounds. The pig farmer says no problem and gets a pig out of the pen and puts the pigs tail in his mouth and stands on one foot with his arms out strecthed. He then tells them that the pig weighs 20 pounds. The father of the student says, "You have to be joking, let's weigh the pig on the scale." They did, and sure enough the pig weighed 20 pounds. He exclaimed, "That's nothing. My son can do it too." He calls his son over and sure enough the boy tells the exact weight of the pig. The farmer says to the father, "Heck, my wife can do it also! Son, go get your ma." A minute later the kid comes back and the farmer says, "Where's your maw boy?" "She can't come right now pa, she's weighing the postman." |
|
 |