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| There was a young biology student who crammed all night before his big biology final the next day. When he got to class the professor told the students that the final exam would be oral instead of written. The professor then pulled out a board that had 4 birds mounted on it. Each bird had a sack pulled down over it so that all that could be seen was the feet and legs. The professor then told the class that the total score of the final exam would be from being able to identify the name of each bird by its feet and legs. This made the student who had crammed all night very upset. He started hollering at the professor about how stupid that kind of test was, and how dumb he had to be to even think of testing that way. The professor stands up and addresses the fellow. "Listen here, boy," theprofessor begins, "I'll not put up with your attitude for one minute! What is your name?" On this cue, the boy stood up, reached down, and pulled up both pants legs. "I don't know, sir," the boy replied, "you tell me!" |
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