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| Once upon a time there was this guy who worked night shift. He had worked nights most of his life and all he asked of his wife was that he have a snack in the fridge each night when he got home. Well, one day his wife was feeding the dog some food from a can but the dog didn't eat it all so she put it in the refrigerator to feed to him the next day. When the husband got home and looked in the fridge he saw what he thought was some sort of spread and he began to eat it with some crackers. The next morning when he got up he asked his wife what kind of spread was it she had left for him the night before. She couldn't tell him it was dog food so she told him it was some new spread they were trying out at the market. He told her he really enjoyed it because it was light, tasty and made him wake up feeling frisky. He told her he liked it so much that she should try to have it for him every night when he got home. Well, the next day she went down to the market and bought a whole shopping basket full of dog food. When she got to the check out stand the checker asked her if she had got a new dog since she was buying so much dog food. She told him her husband had come home the night before and ate it, liked it and she was going to have it for him every night. The guy tells her that dog food is not good for human consumption and if she fed him too much dog food it would kill him. She said, "Nothing hurts that man so just ring up what I have in the basket." Every month she would go to the market and buy a whole shopping basket full of dog food and the guy at the register would tell her the same thing, "You're gonna kill your husband feeding him that dog food." Each time she would tell him to ring it up because nothing hurts that man. Well one day she comes in and doesn't buy any dog food. The guy at the register says, "What's the matter, you're husband get tired of that dog food?" She says, "No, my husband passed away 2 weeks ago." The checker says, "I'm sorry to hear that, but I told you that dog food was gonna kill him." She says, "No, it wasn't the dog food. One day he was sitting in the street licking his dick and got hit by a truck." |
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