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Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited about aging that you thinking fractions. ""How old are you?" "I'm four and a half".You're never 36 and a half.You're four and a half, going on five. That's the key. You get into your teens now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number or even a few ahead. How old are you? I'm going to be l6...You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be
16.!
And then ,the greatest day of your life! You BECOME 21...Even the words sound like a ceremony! You BECOME 21! Yes, but then you TURNED 30 !..
OOOhhh, What Happened? That makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED 30. We had to throw him out. There's no fun now.....you're just a sourpuss!..........What's wrong? What changed?
You BECAME 21, you TURNED 30, then you're PUSHING 40....Whooaa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.
Before you know it, you'll REACH 50, and you're dreams are gone. But wait, you MAKE IT to 60-!
You didn't think you would...BECOME 21,TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50, MAKE It to 60? You've build up so much speed that you HIT 70!....After that it's a day-to-day thing. Yoou HIT Wednesday, You get into the 80's, and every day's a complete cycle...You HIT lunch, You TURN 4:30 PM. You REACH bedtime.
My grandmother wouldn't even buy green bananas. It's an investment you know and maybe a bad one!   And it doesn't end there....Into the 90's you start going backwords...I was JUST 92....Then
a strange thing happens...If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again....." I'm 100 and a half".