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| When the doctor pulled down Johnston's pants, he was shocked to discover that his penis was a mangled wreck. "Jesus!" he couldn't help exclaiming. "What the hell happened to you?" Despite his pain, Johnson blushed. "I had a real good thing going, Doc," he explained. "See, the girl who lives next to me in the trailer park was widowed not too long ago. When she gets lonely, she takes a knothole out of the floor, puts in a hot dog, and goes to work squatting over it. So I figured to myself, why not get in on the action?" A dreamy look came over Johnson's face. "And then?" prodded the doctor. "Everything was going great until last night," said Johnson, wincing. "Some son of a bitch rang the doorbell and she tried to kick the hot dog under the stove." |
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