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| A fellow who was a confirmed nature lover was on his death bed. His wife of 45 years sat next to him, sobbing and crying. The man told her, "If you go to a medium in one month, I'll come through and tell you where I am." One month later, the widow went to a well known medium. And, sure enough, her deceased husband came through! The wife had a lot of questions for him, but the most important one was, "Are you happy where you are?" "Oh it's wonderful here," the husband told her. "There's a lot of sun, running water all over the place, trees for shade, and I'm standing in grass right up to my belly." Then, after a short pause he said, "There are all kinds of females here too and I'm really having fun!" "Females?" the wife screamed. "What do you mean? I thought there wasn't any of that sex crap in Heaven!" "Heaven?" the man asked. "Who said anything about Heaven? I came back as a Black Angus bull in Montana." |
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