A man went to church one day and afterward he  stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said,  "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine  sermon. Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather  you didn't use that kind of language in the Lord's House".

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that  sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No shit?"
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