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| My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, I'm going to smack you so hard they're going to stay that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, your going to learn a new word tonight, paddle!" My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?" My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!" My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your foot, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, I'll make sure you never reach manhood." |
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