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| There were 2 polocks in a bar discussing their sex lives. One polock says to the other, "How's your sex life man?" The other polock says, "Not too good. Every time me and the missus have sex, she loses interest half way through. It's very frustrating." The first polock says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn't get enough. I wish I'd done it years ago." The other polock says, "OK, I think I'll try that." The next day they are back in the pub again. The first polock says, "How did you get on with the starter pistol?" The other polock says, "God damn man! Don't talk to me about starter pistols! Last night we were going at it in the 69 position. As usual, she lost interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just like you said." The first polock says, "So what happened?" The other polock says, "She nearly bit my cock off, shit in my face, and a man came out of the closet with his hands up! |
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