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| Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean. The first lady said, "I don't know about y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink underwear before I get on that plane." "Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked. The first replied, "Because, if datplane is gonna crash and I'm out there laying butt-up in a corn field, deygonna see my butt." The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange underwear." "Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked. The second lady answered: "Because if dis here plane is gonna crash and I'm floating butt-up in de ocean, dey gonna see my butt"!! The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any underwear." "What? No underwear?!" the others said in disbelief. "Dat's right; you heard me. I'm not wearing any underwear," the third lady said, "because if dis plane crashes,dey always look for dat black box first!" |
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