Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent commercial flight. Once the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he, too, would like a drink.
Mr. Falwell replied, "I'd rather be savagely attacked by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch these lips."
The President then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "My apologies, I didn't realize there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having." |
