There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teen-age daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later, delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He went to his wife, "There was no way that he could be the father of that child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fucking around on me?"
The wife was totally shocked that he should ask her this question. He got her composure back and smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time." |
