A fireman was on a break one day standing outside the firehouse getting some sun, when he noticed Little Johnnie walking past with a dog towing a wagon which had a small ladder attached. Doing the PR thing the fireman went over to talk with the boy. "Hi Johnnie, what is that you have there".
Little Johnnie excitedly replied, "it's my fire-engine, I just made it!"
The fireman examines the boys work, noticing the string to the wagon is attached to the dogs balls. So he says, "that's a great fire-engine son, but don't you think the dog could go faster if you tied the wagon around his neck rather than his balls"
Little Johnnie quickly replies "yeah, I guess, but then I wouldn't have a siren!!!" |
