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| A man was watering his lawn one day when he saw two hearses followed by a man, his dog and a single file line of about 200 men. He thought this was very strange so he asked the guy (with the dog) what was going on. "That's my wife in the first hearse, my dog bit her and she died," the man answered. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry to hear that," the guy watering his lawn said. "What about the second hearse?" "Well that's my mother-in-law, my dog also bit her and she died." The guy watering his lawn thought for a minute and said, "Can I borrow your dog?" The man with the dog responded, "Back of the line!" |
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