A mailman has worked the same route for 10 years upon his retirement his boss tells him what a great job he's done gives him a bonus and sends him on his way.
The mailman goes to the first house the family congradulates him and gives him 20 dollars. The mailman goes to the second house where he is again congradulated and is given another 20 dollars.
When the mailman arrives at the third house a beatiful blonde opens the door wearing almost nothing she beckons the mailman in and closes the door behind him. She then takes the mailman upstairs and fucks the hell out of him.After the mind blowing sex the two go downstairs and the blonde makes the mailman a grand breakfast with all the fixin's. She puts the food in front of him and places a single dollar next to his coffee cup. Now the mailman not wanting to be rude eats the meal but finally curiosity getting the better of him he asks the blonde what the dollar was for.
The blonde turns to him and very calmly states that upon recieving the notice of his retirement the blonde asked her husband what they should give him. Her husband said fuck'em, leav'em a dollar but the breakfast was her idea. |
