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| A young man was pulled over by the Louisiana state police for speeding. The officer stepped out his patrol car, pulled up his gun holster, adjusted his mirror sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for boy? You going to a fire? Let me see ya license boy." The young man handed over his license. Then the officer noticed that the back seat of the young man's car was full of big knives. The officer said, "Tell me boy, why you got them thar knives on that there back seat?" The young man replied, "Well Sir, I'm a juggler." The officer spit some tobacco juice out the side of his mouth and then he said, "A juggler; well you don't say. Boy get out of that thar car and put cha hands on the trunk; you going to jail." The young man pleaded to the officer not to take him to jail. The young man offered to prove to the officer that he was a juggler by way of a demonstration. The young man said, " You can even hold me at gun point while I juggle for you." The officer reluctantly allowed the young man to prove his point while he held him at gun point. Two miles down the road a Joe's Tavern, Billy Jo Bob is drinking it up with his favorite drinking buddy Homer T. Jethrow. Billy Jo was heading out the door to go home to his wife. He lumbered to his rusty old 1976 Ford truck and crawled in. Jim Billy was driving down highway 442, and trying his best to stay on his side of the road. Then all of a sudden Jim Billy saw the most unbelievable sight of his life. Billy Jo tried his best to keep that pickup on the road. Later down the road, Billy Jo stopped at the first pay phone he saw. He dialed the number to Joe's Tavern and asked for Homer T.. When Homer picked up the phone Billy Jo said, "Homer what ever you do when you leave that thar tavern, don't go north on highway 442. The state police are giving a sobriety test that can't nobody pass." |
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