Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you!
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules...any comments?"
His new bride matter of factly says, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand one thing... at precisely 2 PM, 7PM and 11:45 PM, I'm getting layed - whether you're HOME or not!" |
