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| Male Translations 1) "I'M GOING FISHING" Translated: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." 2) "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical". 3) "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" 4) "UH HUH", "SURE, HONEY", OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. 5) "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I have no idea how it works." 6) "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU.* IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND. "Translated: "God-damn look at the tits on that bitch." 7) "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." 8) "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated: "Are you still talking?" 9) "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." 10) "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Translated: "If that girl at the counter had bent over one more time, I would have bought the whole fuckin store." 11) "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Translated: "God-damn I'm bleeding to death over hear. Maybe if I run around outside with my hand in the air, I won't bet faint." 12) "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING". Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." |
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