| A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and its being stored at the Priest's house. One day, the Rabbi goes over to use the car, and he sees the Priest sprinkling water all over it. The Rabbi asked, "What are you doing?" The Priest responded, "I'm blessing the car." So the Rabbi said, "Okay, since were doing that..." and takes out a chainsaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe. |
| THE RABBI AND PRIEST |