| Easy Helicopter |
| A blond was one day in the mood to take flighing lessons and start flighing. When she told the training captain, he said he has an open helecopter, so she can take lessons. After he went over the basic rules and buttons with her, he let her go in the air alone for the ride. After going 1000 miles in the air, she radioed the captain. "Im doing great up here. This is so easy!" She said this gladly. After 2000 miles, she radioed the captain and told him again how easy it was. She said the veiw was buitiful, and the colours in the sky were outstanding. After that, the captain didnt hear her raidio him after she went 3000 miles. In fact, after that, she did radio him at all. After two hourse of her not radioing the captain, he went out to find that she crashed. She was fine. He then asked her how she crashed. She responded, "Well I was starting to get really chilly, so I turned of the big fan. |