As any blonde would do, she knocked door to door, asking them if she could do a job for them. The first ten people she asked, she got the door slamed in her face, but one man did have a job for her. This man and his wife answered the door, and they wanted this blonde to paint there porch red. The blonde eccepted it.
"How much do you want for it?" asked the man.
"I don't know... Lets do it for $20."
"Ok, sure. Deal." So, as the blonde headed off to paint the porch, the man looked at is wife and he told her that the porch was so big that it went all around there mansion. Suprisingly to the man, the blonde came back twenty minuted later and said, "All done!" The man couldn't amagine that it only took her twenty minutes. And plus, there was still paint left.
"Oh," said the blonde. "By the way, it's not a porch, its Honda.