"What's wronge officer?" asked the man.
"Well, you were going at speed 75 in a 50 speed limit road," he answered
"No I wasn't officer. I went on speed 53 the whole time."
"No you wern't," finally spoke the wife. "You were going on around speed 80 the whole time!" The man gave a fearce glance at his wife.
"In aditional," said the cop. "Your head lights is broken."
"I never knew that!"
"Yes you did Harry. You knew that for ages!" spit out his wife. harry gave another fearce glance at her.
"Also, your driving without your seatbelt," said the officer.
"I took it off when you made me stop officer."
" No you didn't Harry. You had your seatbelt off the whole time," said his wife.
"Can you SHUT UP?" said the man.
"Maim, does he always talk like this to you?" said the officer.
" The lady looked at the officer and said, "Only when he's drunk."