When they got to cherch, they sat down neer the preast. After about 60 people were in the cherch, the preast began, "Today, as we all know, is a very important day. Now, how important is it? I will ask you all three questions. If you know the answere, you stand up and yell it out so we can all hear you. So, for the first question, who is the all mighty?"
The man thought that it was time. He took out the pin, and poked his wife who was seeted infront of him right in the back. His wife jupmed up and yelled in pain, "OH GOD!" The preast then stood up and said, "That as right as can be maim. For the second question, who is Gods son?"
The man, again, poked his wife right in the back. She jumped up and yelled, "JEASES CRIST!" That is right maim. Very good. Now, for the last question, what did Eav say to Addam after there forteenth child?
The man, one more, took out the pin and poked his wife. His wife couldn't take it anymore. She jumped up and yelled, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL KILL YOU!"