Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, who's husband passed away only the day before. When the greiving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the moniter, let out a peircing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and this note on the screen:
Dearest wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorow.
PS. Sure hot down here.