DESERT LAMP
   A 30 year old man is stranded in a desert. He walks and walks untill he find something flashing in the sand. He picked it up. When he saw that is was a lamp, he rubbed it. A genie came out, granting him three wishes. But there was a catch to all this. What ever the stranded man wished for, his wife gets double. For his first wish, he wished to live in a mansion. His second wish was to have one million dollars. 
    "Now, this is your last and final wish. Make it wize," said the genie.
    "I wish, I wish I will be half dead."
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