BODY PAIN
   One day, a brunette walked into the doctors office. She sat down infront of the doctor, and she began. "My whole body herts. You see, when ever I touch myself, it herts." She took her finger, and pressed it against her cheak. "OH!" She yelled.
    "I see..." said the doctor. "Obviously, this is a very hard case. I dont think I ever saw something like this."
    "Is it really that bad?" said the Brunette.
    "Obviously!" said the doctor.
    "Obviously what? spat out the Brunette in pain of her body.
    "Well," answered the doctor. "Your not REALLY a brunette, are you?"
    "No, im a blonde."
    "That makes sence. Your finger is bruised."   
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