BAD LUNCH
   An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde were doing construction work on ascaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irish man said, "Corned beaf and cabbage again! If I get corned beaf and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
    The mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If i get burritos one more time for lunch, im going to jump off this building."
    The blonde opened her lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get bologna sanwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
    Next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef, and cabbage, and jumpsto his death. The mexican opens hos lunch, sees a burrito and jumps, too. The blonde opens her lunch, sees the bolognaand jumps to her death, too.
    At the funiral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how realy tired he was of corned beaf and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again."
   The mexican's wife also weeps  and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hates burritos so much." Everyone turns and stares at the blonde's husband.
    "Hey, don't look at me," he says. "She makes he own lunch."

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