| ALL THE SAME THING | ||||
| A Jewish pilot and a Chinese co-pilot were having there usual fight. They were yelling at eachother, and maybe throughing some punches here and there. 30 minutes after the Jew and the Chinese pilots calmed down, the jew said to the Chinese: "I hate Chinese people!" "Why do you hate Chinese people?" asked the Chinese pilot. "Because they blew up the Pearl Harbor." "We didn't blow up Pearl Harbor. It was the Japanese people," replyed the Chinese pilot in hatrid. "Chinese, Japanese, Vantanese... all the same thing!" 30 miutes later, the Chinese said to the Jewish pilot: "I hate Jews!" "Why do you hate Jews?" asked the Jewsh pilot. "Because they sank the Titanic." "We didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg," replayed the Jewish pilot in hatrid. "Iceberg, Goldberg Roseberge... all the same thing." |
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