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Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, the other four. The nine-year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your Mom, huh.?" The nine-year old shakes his head and replies, "Nope, not for my Mom." Cashier: "Well, they must be for your sister then?" Nine-year old: "Nope, not for my sister either." Cashier, curious now: "If they're not for your Mom and not for your sister, who are they for?" The nine-year old says, "They're for my four-year old brother." Surprised, the cashier asks, "Your little brother right here??" Nine year old explains: "Well, yeah! They say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either!"
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
There were these two ladies who loved to fish and went fishing every day. Only the first lady always caught so many more fish then the second, but at first the second lady figured it was just luck. Later on she figured it was the side of the boat she sat on, but then she noticed that the first lady was always changing the side she sat on. So one day the second lady asked the first lady, "How come you always catch so many fish?" The first lady said, "That's because this is my lucky side." "Your lucky side?. How do you know which side is your lucky side, it changes all the time" says the second lady. "Well, when I get up in the morning I look in my husbands pajama pants, if its on the right side then I fish on the right side. If its on the left side then I fish on the left side" says the first lady. "Well what if its straight up in the middle?" asks the second lady. The first lady says, "Then I stay home!"