Jokes 32
A cute lil' Nurse is walking along a hospital corridor with one of her breasts exposed. The Charge Nurse spots her and berates her for her conduct. The Nurse shakes her head sadly and sez, "Those damn interns never put anything back when they're through with it."
A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before. So he calls up his dad and asks him, "what do I do first?" His dad says, "take her clothes off and put her in bed." The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says, "she's naked and in bed what do I do now?" His dad says, "take your clothes off and get in bed." He calls back 5 minutes later and says, "I'm naked and in bed with her what do I do now?" His dad's patience is now running out so he says, "look son do I have to spell everything out? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees!" The hillbilly calls up 5 mins later and says, "OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flushes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and buy motorcycles.
Seated at the breakfast table, after a long night of drinking, Jane was bent over in pain, and complained to her husband, "My head aches, I have a pain in my stomach, and my left breast feels like it's on fire." "Poor girl," solaced hubby, "Here's an aspirin for your head, alka seltzer for your stomach, and if you lift your breast out of the hot coffee, I'm sure it won't burn so much.."
A guy and his girl are walking home from the bar one night and start screwing up against a fence. Suddenly the fence gives way and they both fall into a garden. The house owner comes out, looks at them and says "You gonna pay for that?" The guy says to his girl "What do you think, go halves on the cost ?" "Fuck off asshole!!" says his girl, "I was pushing the other way!!"
Q: Why did the blonde with a loose pussy douche with Crest toothpaste?
A: She heard that it reduces cavities.
Q. Did ya hear about the Jewish American Princess and her husband who made love doggie style? A. He sat up and begged; she rolled over and played dead.
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