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Two women were discussing their sex lives. Gail complained to Rotunda: "I can't take it any more. Every time Pee Wee shoots his load, he screams and shouts, then dances around the bedroom naked, singing 'Dixie'." "What's wrong with that?" asked Rotunda. Gail replied, "Well, for a start, he keeps waking me up!"
. A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me or are you just trying to drive me crazy?" The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job. Interviewer : Name? Tarzan : Me, Tarzan. Interviewer : Married? Tarzan : Wife, Jane. Interviewer : Children? Tarzan : Son, boy. Interviewer : Anything else to your name besides Tarzan? Tarzan : Tarzan, King of the Jungle Interviewer : Jane's Whole Name? Tarzan : Jane's Hole named Pussy
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
Always remember that while there are always plenty of fish in the sea, after a while the bait won't be what it used to be!
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