Jokes 17
Pee Wee meets up with a friend on the street, and the friend can tell Pee Wee is really pissed. He asks him what the matter is. Pee Wee replies, "The people at Victorias Secret are SO rude. There I am in their store and I'm trying to buy some panties for my lady, and I'm picking some out... and the manager asks me to leave!! All I was trying to do was decide which ones I liked. So - I took the panties out of my mouth and took my business elsewhere."
Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little penis on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out in a scream. His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his genitals and howling. He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it better". Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't start your father's shit with me!"
The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought it about time that she understood the facts of life. "Ann," she began, "I think it would be nice if we had a little chat about how life is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy and..." "It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted the daughter, "but what I really want to know is how to fake an orgasm."
Way down south, there was a popular minister of a very large congregation, who, after giving a particularly moving sermon, said, "Friends, I have been hearing some very nasty rumors!" Total silence fell across the congregation. "One of you, my faithful followers, has been saying that I am a member of the Ku Klux Klan. This is not true! I am now asking that the guilty party stand up and confess, apologizing here before my flock." A pretty woman, sitting in the first pew, stood up, "Preacher, I don't know how this came to be. All I said was that you're a wizard under the sheets.
If masturbation makes you deaf, fellatio makes you mute, at least until you finish it.
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