Grandma & Grandpa were on the porch, and Grandpa said, "You know, honey, I'd sure like a big bowl of ice cream."

"OK, my dear", she said, as she shuffled off toward the kitchen.

"Wait, write it down," he said, "... you'll forget"

"Com'on, don't be silly, I can handle that"

"Write it down" he said, "'cause I want some chocolate syrup on it too." he insisted.

"Don't worry, ice cream with chocolate syrup, right?" she said, as she walked into the kitchen.

Ten, 15, 20 minutes passed and finally Grandma came out & handed Grandpa a big bowl of oatmeal.