Joke 83
A farm boy accidentally
overturned his wagon, loaded with corn. The farmer who lived nearby
heard the noise.
"Hey Johnny!!" the
farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come into our house with us, and
have a bite to eat. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of
you," Johnny answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw, come on," the
farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy
finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner,
Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is
going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the
neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
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