MAMAMAMAMAMAMA

• Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

• Yo mamma is so fat: She eats Wheat Thicks.
  Yo mamma is so fat: We're in her right now.
  Yo mamma is so fat: She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.
  Yo mamma is so fat: She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY."

• Yo mama's so fat: she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

• Yo mama's so fat: she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

• Yo mama's so fat: she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

• Yo mama's so fat: when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

• Yo mama's so fat: she sets off car alarms when she runs.

• Yo mama's so fat: when she fell in love she broke it.

• Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

• Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

• Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

• Yo mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

• Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

• Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

• Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

• Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!

• Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.