Joke 2
The man of the house
finally took all the disabled umbrellas to the repairer's. Next morning
on his way to his office, when he got up to leave the street car, he
absentmindedly laid hold of the umbrella belonging to a woman beside
him, for he was in the habit of carrying one. The woman cried "Stop
thief!" rescued her umbrella and covered the man with shame and
confusion.
That same day, he
stopped at the repairer's, and received all eight of his umbrellas duly
restored. As he entered a street car, with the unwrapped umbrellas
tucked under his arm, he was horrified to behold glaring at him the lady
of his morning adventure. Her voice came to him charged with a withering
scorn:
"Huh! Had a good day,
didn't you!"
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