Dad, can I have some money?
There is a 14 year old kid who asks his dad if he can have money to get a prostitute for his Birthday. His father says, "Well son...Can your dick touch your asshole?" The boy tries it and says, "No daddy, sorry" "Well then you can't have the money, get the fuck outta here!" Next year the same scenario happens... "Can your dick touch your asshole?" "No dad" "Then get the hell outta my face!" Finally, the boy turns 16, and after a lot of hard work and some gymnastics, the boy's dick can touch his asshole. "Hey, Dad, how about some money now?" The dad says, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" Shining with glee, the kid proudly says, "You bet Dad! Look!" The kid shows his dad that he could in fact touch his asshole with his dick. Then his Dad says, "Good, then go fuck yourself!"
