Blonde goes on vacation
This Blond was flying to Tahiti and noticed that the First Class section wasn't full, so she went to first class for a seat. An attendant saw what happened and went to her and told her that First Class was for first class ticketed passengers only, and she would have to return to coach. The Blond said "I'm Blond, I'm beautiful, I'm flying to Tahiti and I'm not moving!". The attendant went up front and told her partner what happened. The second attendant said "Let me try" and went to the Blond and told her that first class was for first class passengers only, and since she only had a coach ticket, she would have to return to coach. The Blonde said "I'm Blond, I'm beautiful, I'm flying to Tahiti and I'm not moving!". The two attendants stewed over this and their supervisor asked what the problem was. They told the supervisor the problem and the supervisor said "I'll handle it". The supervisor talked to the Blond a bit, then leaned over and whispered in her ear. The Blond said "Oh! I didn't know that." and got up and went back into coach. The two attendants asked the supervisor how she did it, and the supervisor said "It was nothing, I just told her that First Class didn't go to Tahiti".