There was a young lady named Claire
Who possessed a magnificent pair,
Or that's what I thought
Till I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin to lose air!
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There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think -
it was gray, had long ears, and ate grass!
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A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance"
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts!
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Said the trader, "I'm not pleased one bit,
In our dealings, that you should submit
Your signed IOU
In lieu of a ewe -
I just won't accept that sheep chit!"
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An accident really uncanny
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down on a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!
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There once was a barmaid named Gail
On whose breasts was the menu for ale,
But since she was kind,
For the sake of the blind
On her rear it was printed in Braille.
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There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his butt like a dahlia.
The drawing was fine,
The color divine,
But the scent was a terrible failia!