Little Johnny
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR.
Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR E,A,R. Then to
use it in a sentence he pretended to take a big hit off a joint
and then while
pretending to have his lungs full of smoke he predended to pass
the joint to little Suzy and said "Ear"