computer ode

Here's an ode to thee, Lord Computer
thou fillest me and mine with joy
while we watcheth thy action figures
follow aimlessly tapped commands
I loveth thee so

Here's a toast for giving a particular bitch
who IMed me to inquire how my ego
could be so inflated
an incurable virus
thou hast saveth me
from many angry retorts
I loveth thee so

Here is a thanks my faulty machine
for coming w/ a game nam�d "freecell"
to loseth my mind in
as i try to twiddle away my woes
I loveth thee so

my final praise for thou
is for thy word processor
in which whose dear existence
caused the extinction of subjecting
anyone to my handwriting
I loveth thee so

Lord computer, having said thus
I drink my 2% milk to you

Computer Ode