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| The History... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Coming...Gevindale...Shaikof...The Great Shaikof War...Inchie's Betrayal...Mausowang...The Fall of Shaikof...The Rise of Mausowang...Gevindale's Demise...Lango and Wango, Heroes...The Liberation of Gevindale...Mausowang's Fate...The Trio's Clan...Undead Shaikof.....The Ultimate Wang...Sergio and Horatio .....Spatchula Returns....Shaikoffs new life. .....Wang Vs. The World.....Will The Wang ever end?? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Coming | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Long ago, in a time where weasels ruled the earth, a heroic weasel named Wayne brought the Wang to life. It is this weasel that ruled over his many loyal companions. His awe-inspiring power gave hope to many weasels and even other creatures that soon helped the Wang form into a powerful empire that stood proud. It was he who began the Great Fortress' construction. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Gevindale | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Wayne the Greased Weasel then began the building of a fortress to be known as Gevindale. After 1000 years of building, this solid fortress could withstand anything. Wayne blessed it with his own divine power, and it was then that a selected few were blessed by him before his departure into the Wang Beyond. One of the Blessed was Wang Master, and the other was Inchie--the former being his son, and the latter being a great companion to Wang Master. His departure allowed his holy light to be sucked out with him, thus creating a mundane world. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SEL (Shaikoffs Evil Layer) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Shithead Shaikoff built his base on Gevindale to piss wangmaster off. Anyone who has no life goes to SEL. For Example Shaikoffs Little Helper got caught for selling drugs laced with heroin, to little 3 and 2 yr old boyz and girls. He came here and he is the only one who talks back to the incredible asshole shaikoff. After shaikoffs dies his base just becomes a wate of space, but you'l' find out what happens to it sometime in the great story of the wang. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Great Shaikof War | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| After many a feud, Shaikof and Wang Master went to war. It was bitter, and it went back and forth for a long time. Skirmishes occurred often. Many died. Circus music played. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Inchie's Betrayal | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| After a while, tempers rose between Inchie and Wang Master. Something was obviously happening between the two, and after a while Inchie snapped and went to the Shaikof. He slowly began to steal battle plans and bring them to Shaikof, until he was caught by the Wangish Tattletale. Wang Master and Inchie battled it out here, but Inchie ran away after an embarassing defeat. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mausowang | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| In the shadows of all of this, Wang Master's evil brother stands with his irritating helper. Mausowang and Mausaltoff, the true evils of the world, have one goal: to kill everything. Of course, it isn't so easy when you have a helper who has an extremely high voice and makes fun of blind people. Using Spatula, he has him invade the enemies many a time. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Fall of Shaikof | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| In the final battle of the war, many things occurred. Inchie was slain at the hands of Wang Master, while many other beloved characters were killed. But most importantly, Shaikof admitted his homosexuality and was then thrown off a cliff by the heroic Wang Master. This marked the end of the Wang I. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||